Tonight was the final night of Cub Scout camp for D. This was his first year and it was awesome! He had a great time and brought home all sorts of little doodads from the trading post. Good thing he has his own money to spend! It was just a day camp so he came home every night dust and dirty but excited to go back.
Tonight the families were invited to come up and the packs all put on skits. D's pack chose his skit to be the one they performed. It was awesome in the way only a cub skit can be awesome. I'm proud that his peers picked his skit to be the one they performed though.
D's Little Johnny Skit (adapted from a joke he heard at school)
Narrator: One day
little Johnny was at school and his teacher asked him…
Teacher: “Johnny,
please come to school tomorrow prepared to tell us the first 6 letters of the alphabet.”
Narrator: So little
Johnny went home and asked his mom who was talking on the phone.
Johnny: “What’s the
first letter of the alphabet?”
Mom: “Shush-up I’m
on the phone!”
Narrator: Next
Little Johnny went to ask his older brother who was talking on the phone with
his girlfriend.
Johnny: “What’s the
2nd letter of the alphabet?”
Older Brother: “Hey
Baby.”
Narrator: Next
Little Johnny found his dad who was watching football.
Johnny: “Dad, what’s
the 3rd letter of the alphabet?”
Dad: “49, hit ‘em
hard!”
Narrator: After that
Little Johnny went outside to the garbage can on the curb and asked,
Johnny: “What’s the
4th letter of the alphabet?”
Garbage Can: “Garbage.
. . . Garbage. . . .”
Narrator: Not to be
discouraged, Little Johnny tracked down his big sister who was talking on her
phone with her friend.
Johnny: “What’s the
5th letter of the alphabet?”
Sister: “What? that jerk?!”
Narrator: Finally
little Johnny found his little brother watching Elmo.
Johnny: “What’s the
6th letter of the alphabet?”
Little Brother: “La
la la la, la la la la, Elmo’s World.”
Narrator: The next
day at school the teacher asked little Johnny what the first 6 letters of the
alphabet are.
Johnny: “Shush-up!
I’m on the phone!”
Teacher: “What did
you just say?!”
Johnny: “Hey baby.”
Teacher: “How many
spankings do you think you need?!”
Johnny: “49, hit ‘em
hard!”
Teacher: “What do
you think this school is?!”
Johnny: “Garbage. .
. . Garbage. . .”
Teacher: “Do you
need to go to the principal’s office?!”
Johnny: “What? That jerk?!”
Teacher: “What
planet are you from?!”
Johnny: “La la la la, la la la la, Elmo’s
World.”