Cub Scout Camp 2013

Tonight was the final night of Cub Scout camp for D.  This was his first year and it was awesome!  He had a great time and brought home all sorts of little doodads from the trading post.  Good thing he has his own money to spend!  It was just a day camp so he came home every night dust and dirty but excited to go back.

Tonight the families were invited to come up and the packs all put on skits.  D's pack chose his skit to be the one they performed.  It was awesome in the way only a cub skit can be awesome.  I'm proud that his peers picked his skit to be the one they performed though.

D's Little Johnny Skit (adapted from a joke he heard at school)

Narrator: One day little Johnny was at school and his teacher asked him…

Teacher: “Johnny, please come to school tomorrow prepared to tell us the first 6 letters of the alphabet.”

Narrator: So little Johnny went home and asked his mom who was talking on the phone.

Johnny: “What’s the first letter of the alphabet?”

Mom: “Shush-up I’m on the phone!”

Narrator: Next Little Johnny went to ask his older brother who was talking on the phone with his girlfriend. 

Johnny: “What’s the 2^nd letter of the alphabet?”

Older Brother: “Hey Baby.”

Narrator: Next Little Johnny found his dad who was watching football.

Johnny: “Dad, what’s the 3^rd letter of the alphabet?”

Dad: “49, hit ‘em hard!”

Narrator: After that Little Johnny went outside to the garbage can on the curb and asked,

Johnny: “What’s the 4^th letter of the alphabet?”

Garbage Can: “Garbage. . . . Garbage. . . .”

Narrator: Not to be discouraged, Little Johnny tracked down his big sister who was talking on her phone with her friend. 

Johnny: “What’s the 5^th letter of the alphabet?”

Sister: “What? that jerk?!”

Narrator: Finally little Johnny found his little brother watching Elmo.

Johnny: “What’s the 6^th letter of the alphabet?”

Little Brother: “La la la la, la la la la, Elmo’s World.”

Narrator: The next day at school the teacher asked little Johnny what the first 6 letters of the alphabet are.

Johnny: “Shush-up! I’m on the phone!”

Teacher: “What did you just say?!”

Johnny: “Hey baby.”

Teacher: “How many spankings do you think you need?!”

Johnny: “49, hit ‘em hard!”

Teacher: “What do you think this school is?!”

Johnny: “Garbage. . . . Garbage. . .”

Teacher: “Do you need to go to the principal’s office?!”

Johnny: “What? That jerk?!”

Teacher: “What planet are you from?!”

Johnny: “La la la la, la la la la, Elmo’s World.”