Observations from 1 a.m.

• If a child is going to get sick, it will be after having red Kool-Aid for the first time in over a year.
• Box fans are so loud that grandma can sleep through the vacuum in the next room.  Either that she just really didn't want to know...
• Splashing sounds during the night are never a good thing.  I had lots of time to think about it and really - no good comes from splashing at night.
• Top bunks are good for fitting two beds in one room.  Top bunks are not good for hasty flights to the bathroom.
• Husbands will think they had a bad night when they have to share a bed with a three year old.  Until they find out they didn't have to spend 2 hours wiping sick off walls.  Suddenly their night seems heavenly.
• Being a mom rocks.  Being a housekeeper sucks.
• No matter how good your friendship is, 12:30 a.m. is never an okay time to borrow a carpet shampooer.
• Qubo shows old school Ghostbusters in the middle of the night.
• Old school Ghostbusters isn't nearly as cool as I remember it being.
• I'm really really tired so naturally the baby will need to be fed.